Thursday, April 2, 2020

Which religion could sell cars better?

Nicolasa Henke: Who could more easily sell me a 97 Civic with 210,000 Miles on it and has a slight engine knock?

Lyndon Mattas: Mormons, easily!

Gertrude Darke: After college while working in marketing (of Obama-care mind you) I made it a point to go to a different church every Sunday and study with them as far as they'll let me. The Mormons were both my person favorites because their beliefs about coming from a singularity etc make the most sense heuristically, and because they really do embody being Christ-like more than anybody else. That said, they use really strict, text book, clean cut, hard-sale techniques. They will say something to the effect of "can you say out loud that you believe this to be true?" "What would happen if you did believe this?" "So you do believe, can I hear you say it, I believe in ..." As much as I would never go full sail into Mormonism, I'd have to say they have the better marketing program. Even knowing it's as close to brain w! ashing like in the movies (which can;t be done BTW) I still like them. I'd totally hang out with some Mormon pepes. Evangelists tend to broadcast and soft sell; owwh, my evil marketing side just hurts thinking about it. It's such a bad plan. But all of that said, everything you do is marketing. If you do happen to have the 100% truth, calling everyone a stupid idiot for not knowing everything you know is just as bad a marketing plan as harassing people at the bus depot. Ironically, you have to do what religions teach to get your point across successfully about how religions are BS....Show more

Hilton Paiva: i think atheism because they are materialists

Rosalyn Olivera: Maybe, the one with the lowest amount IQ members in the group/religion. More precisely, one where high gullibility was existent. The two are probably correlated, but a reference will be needed. None were found. It appears IQ is too general, and its a consequence of social intelligence. However, it! should still potentially be a statistical deduction. One migh! t also include propensity as a third variable. Do you think you can sell bikes to mormons more than an other religious person? How about a correlation between religion and selling toast?...Show more

Arlen Lopiccalo: I thought Mormons were Christians. Though the only other sect I can think of that trains many people with skills suited to that profession are JWs.

Devon Kalberer: The people from the Westboro Baptist Church. The way they "advertise"........

Corrina Faro: Jesus was selling cars way back when - Here's just one verse for all to see -He said, "We will all be in one Accord." Is anything more needed? I think not... LOL...Show more

Rona Ising: If you can sell religion you can sell any damn thing.

Patrick Bitsui: That's an easy one, Mormons. Mormons are excellent sales folks. The young Mormon males spend 2 years of their life to try to get converts (clients).

Cassidy Pangrazio: Yep, Mormons. All male members are required to serve in! the Mormon missionary force, which spends 2 years learning how to sell a demonstrably false story. If they can sell that story, they can sell a used car.

Rosella Figliola: tough match but Christians use the "god willed it to be this way, he brought you to me" bit a lot more then mormons

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