Kip Ockenfels: "I went to the dry cleaners and they wanted $6 to clean my fancy blouse, so I donated it to the Salvation Army They cleaned it and put it out for sale. I bought it back for $1."http://www.publicradio.org/applications/formbuilde...The above link is a fantastic source of great (and a few stupid) jokes! You can listen to the Prairie Home Companion special joke shows there, too!Enjoy!...Show more
Julienne Poplawski: A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head. The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it!!!" The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next!"...Show more
Marjory Stromme: haha good well i received a intercourse funny story for you wi! sh you find it irresistible :) on listening to that her grandad had simply died kate went and visited her nan to alleviation her while she requested how he died her nan replyed via sayin that he had had a middle assault even as makin love two her kate stated that it used to be foolish that two ancient individuals in which havin intercourse because it used to be askin for hindrance her nan replyed via sayin that they used to do it to the gradual speed of the church bells because it used to be simply the proper velocity she then wiped a tear from her eye and carryed on via sayin''if that dahmed ice cream van hadnt come alongside he might nonetheless be alive in these days'' :) xxx...Show more
Boris Hadsall: Why are blond jokes so short? so idiots can rememer them
Chris Rosenkranz: Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping one day. They bring their tent along, and in the night they set it up and go to sleep in it. In the middle of the night Holmes wakes Watson up."! Watson, look up at the stars," he says. "What do you observe?"! "Well," says Watson, "astronomically, I observe that Mars is in Sagittarius. Meteorologically, I observe that it is a clear night and we will have a nice day tomorrow. Theologically, I observe that God is almighty and we are small and insignificant. What do you observe, Holmes?"Holmes just sits there for a moment, and then he says, "Watson, you idiot, someone has stolen our tent!"There are three hikers on a cliff, and God says to them, "I will turn you into anything you want if you jump off this cliff."So the first on jumps off and says, "Eagle!" and he flies away. The second one jumps off and says, "Cougar!" and he leaps away. The third one is running to the edge of the cliff when he trips on a stone and he says, "Crap!"...Show more
Barrett Zheng: Look one good: The lion made a summit between all the animals near a cliff...he said he'll go down the cliff, and who jumps first at the bottom of the cliff, wins the lion's kingdom...at the beginning, no one dared...then t! he lion waited down, and saw up a small, brown point, which was growing, an BANG! the bear fell near him like a pie...he stood up, he cleaned himself, and he went back up to the clif...the lion said: Wait, where are you going? Let me give you the prize!, but the bear said: Yeah, but first, I want to beat up the one who pushed me......Show more
Jose Calaycay: I have one: it is a sociology joke-- "One day, a man saw another man grabbing starfish that had washed up on the beach which had no chance of living, and throw them back into the ocean. He said to the man, "Man, there must be millions of miles of beaches in the world and millions of starfish that are doomed to die, you throwing these few back isn't going to make a bit of a difference." The man looked at him, pointed out towards the ocean where he had just cast another starfish, and said, "It sure made a difference to that starfish..."...Show more
Filiberto Amauty: i have a dumb blonde jokea blonde is diving ! a car . she rear-ends a truck. the truck driver gets out and draws a ! circle with chalk and says " stand in this circle and dont get out." the truck driver turns around. he cuts her tires. the blonde starts giggling when he turns back. "you think that is funny" he takes out a bat from the truck, turns around,and smashes the blondes windows. when he turn around again the blonde is laughing. next he turns around and takes off all of her doors and smashes them. when he turned around the blonde was laughing so hard she couldnt breathe. "why are you laughing? "every time you turned around i steped out of the circle" =D...Show more
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